It had been a rough few weeks for Takeo, who had made a lot of major life changes, unbeknownst to Zoe due to her “delicate” emotional state. Takeo knew he had to talk to Zoe sooner rather than latter, but he needed advice on how to do it. Takeo decided to take a trip to an industrial style loft downtown. When he arrived, he saw the person he was looking for.
Takeo: Hey Konstantin. Oh I mean privet. Zach’s not around is he?
Konstantin: Net, but you should really say “Zdravstvuyte” since we’re meeting for the first time today.
Takeo: Well, “privet” is easier to say, so I’ll stick with that. I was hoping Zach wouldn’t be around. I need advice and I don’t think I could take his sarcasm.
Konstantin: Da, he is very sarcastic...and weird. He keeps calling me pretty. Very strange.
Takeo: Yeah, well, I need advice about my girlfriend, and you seem like you’re good with women.
Konstantin: Me? Ha ha, I seem to be good with women! Why do you think I’m good with women.
Takeo: Well, Auden goes through a string of women every few days, and Zach is...well creepy, so I guess that leaves you.
Konstantin: Well, I will do the best I can.
